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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, I told him about his wife and my sidepiece.

Hmm, we'll find out what that's all about in just a few.

Yeah, you heard it.

His wife and my side piece, okay? But we'll get into that later.

Something different. That should be fun. Right now it is time for the nephew. And today's

prank phone call, nephew, what kind of stupidity have you brought to us today? What do you want? You know what do you want? You know, when you open up a menu, what you want? What you want? You want appetizing, you want entree, you want dessert. You know, what you want? How do you want it? Tell me what you want. Oh, you'll still be buffet. Everything. Yeah. All you can eat. Just get as much as you want. Yeah. Come back for more. I like it, Jay. I like it. So you want the buffet style? You want the all you can eat? That's what you want? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give you the all you can prank. Okay, to all you can prank.

Let's see right here.

Let me flip through my archives.

We're going to go down to the church.

This one right here is don't come back to church.

Don't come back to church. Have you ever gotten that phone call before? What they told you just Don't come back to church.

Have you ever gotten that phone call before?

What they told you don't, just don't come back?

No.

No.

Yeah, we just, we just done, won't you as a parishion.

Just don't come back to church.

I'm judgmental of you.

Okay.

But Shirley, you can be put out now.

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