You Can't Coach Stupid

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Do you have a secret that could ruin your life if anyone found out? Turns out a lot of people do and they're not afraid to post about it on Reddit. Jennifer and Kiley read Pumps some of the most shocking, sinister and hilarious self-snitches on the World Wide Web. Pumps has had it with the revisionist history at funerals and Jen has once again had it with Josh Welch and his many egregious food violations. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Peloton: Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply. Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off ALL Lume products with promo code HadIt at LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod #sponsored OSEA: Right now we have a special discount just for our listeners. Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code HADIT at OSEAMalibu.com - You’ll get free samples with every order, and free shipping on orders over $60. Quince: Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/hadit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Subscribe to our Patreon Cult, https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast,for more exclusive content from this episode. Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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0:00.0	I've had it is sponsored by Peloton.
0:05.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast?
0:10.0	Ready one two three I mean that was really one of my best I think for sure yeah
0:18.3	you're honing your craft I am I'm just getting better. Yes.
0:23.0	Aging like a fine wine.
0:24.0	There's no question about it.
0:27.0	Pumps, what have you had it with?
0:28.0	What have you had it with?
0:29.0	What I've had it with is funerals, not funerals themselves, but I've gone to a lot lately, where the
0:36.0	officiant does not know the person and tries to act like they know the
0:40.5	person, which makes it all the more obvious they don't know the person.
0:45.3	So that's one, funeral officients that don't know the person.
0:48.9	Number two is reading the obituary at the funeral.
0:55.0	We've all read the obituary, hence we're at the funeral,
0:58.0	because that's the last thing in any obituary.
1:01.0	And then the third one is the people that get up there in Grandstand about the person, which I appreciate that they want to have a thoughtful, you know, a little memory or something like that, I'm all for that. But to have to go on and on and on, and when you like, when one person reads for like five people in their family and they haven't read it before,
1:27.5	so they're stumbling and bumbling over the words, I would just say, leave it out.
1:32.9	Just he was a great guy, she was a great gal,
1:36.4	they were wonderful, move on down the road.
1:39.0	But my number one out of all those things
1:41.2	is the fucking officiant that didn't know the person. It's ridiculous.
1:44.3	What about, I have another one to add, okay. What about when the person dies and you know them to be a particular way.
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