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J Train Podcasts is J Train Jared

breed coming to you live from Harlem New York City. We're here every Tuesday and

Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. I'm

gonna say it one more time. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a

friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's how this whole thing works. That's

the cycle of podcast life. Listen people. It's a crowded market. Okay. There's a

lot of junk out there. This is a good show. I stand by it. J Train Seal of

approval. The only way to let people in is for you, the listener. Because if I

tell them, of course, I think I have a great show. Of course. Who thinks who

thinks I'm better than me than me? Who's better than me than me? That's you know, I

get it. We're all living a delusional, wonderful life. And that's the only way to

get yourself to leave the house in the morning. So listen, I can go sing the

praises of my own podcast up and down the streets of this great city and

people are gonna go, look at that fucking crazy person. He really believes in the

smell of his own shit. That's why I need you, the listener. You to make it your

Instagram stories and a tele-friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, anyone

with ears will take him. So thank you for already doing that because I know you

do do that. I know you do. I feel it. My balls are feathered every day. I feel it.

Who does it feel good? It's a ziff. It's a fall day and it's gloomy. Okay. And I go

out in the back porch here where I live and I am completely naked. Let me remind

you. I'm naked and I get with my legs behind my ears. So I put, I get down on my back

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