You Can Have Cold Feet When You’re Dead (VOY S1E8)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

When the Voyager crew find a new element, it turns out to be evacuated from the bladders of a bunch of deads. But when Ensign Kim falls into another dimension, he could undermine the end of life plan for a planet full of Ayn Rands. Where do Ben and Adam want to go when they die? What’s the best way to season a breadstick? How much van is too much van? It’s the episode that engages in craven abuses of parliamentary procedure in order to advance its regressive agenda.

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0:00.0	Hey, there are a couple of updates from your friends here at Oxbridge, Shimoda.
0:06.1	The first is that we're doing one last live show as part of our Double Dumbass tour.
0:11.1	They couldn't stop us from doing one more.
0:14.7	If we're going to San Francisco Sketchfest to put this tour in the ground at Cobb's Comedy
0:20.1	Club on February 2nd.
0:21.9	Then, presumably, we'll head across the bay to Alameda where they keep the nuclear vessels.
0:27.7	I think it's for that show are very close to selling out.
0:30.3	I don't know.
0:31.3	There's maybe a handful, like one single handful of tickets left.
0:34.4	Is that a lot?
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:36.6	I know the very term is racist, but yeah, a human hand of tickets left for our final Double
0:44.2	Dumbass tour show is available at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:48.4	Hey, in speaking of websites, we'd be remiss not to mention PodChop.biz.
0:53.1	PodChop.biz.
0:55.1	It's got so many cool things right now, like the absolutely massive gaming mousepad
1:01.3	that we designed with our friend Paul Hammond.
1:04.2	The embroidered USS Hood Bomberjacket.
1:06.9	Right.
1:07.9	You get that mousepad on the mail.
1:09.6	It's like unboxing an internet mattress.
1:12.9	It's enormous.
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