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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

“It takes a toll on you quickly.” On her 22nd birthday, a former model who became a flight attendant talks to Gethard about her old career (scouted at a Jonas Brothers concert) and her new career (don’t go barefoot into the airplane bathroom). This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan (www.forthepeople.com/stories), Aura Frames (www.auraframes.com/stories), Joybird (www.joybird.com/beautiful25), and Native deodorant (www.nativedeodorant.com code: BEAUTIFUL).

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0:00.0	Hello to everybody who loves a good upgrade.
0:10.0	I'm falling out of this.
0:11.5	One hour.
0:12.5	One phone call.
0:13.5	No names.
0:14.5	No holds bar.
0:15.5	I'd rather no one on one.
0:16.5	I think it'll be more fun.
0:17.5	And I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.
0:29.3	I'm just getting here.
0:30.3	Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous.
0:32.6	A show where we're trying to cut through all the noise and static in this insane world.
0:37.5	It's what you're actually going to know.
0:40.3	Humanity, one person at a time.
0:41.8	That's a tall order, but we try to do it right here.
0:44.3	Do you just want to say really, really quickly, if you're in New York City and you're looking
0:47.5	for something to do in New Year's Eve, I am hosting a show at Littlefield.
0:51.6	I'm Brooklyn, one of the great venues for comedy these days at Gwannis.
0:56.5	And it's from 7 to 9 pm.
0:58.6	So I'm designing this show so that if you want to do something fun before you start
1:03.0	partying, I got you covered.
1:05.0	And also if you are someone like me, a new parent or a perpetually exhausted human and you
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