You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2018

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Dan is baffled by an Emmy seat filler, Schrab has a new favorite TV show, and what happened to Wicker Man? Featuring Dan Harmon, Brandon Johnson, Spencer Crittenden and Rob Schrab. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:53.1	Master King of all Kings, Spencer Grintendell!
1:00.1	Yes! Yes! I have the unique and special honor of bringing to you now two-time any winner.
1:18.1	God bless you, Rick and Morty! Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the mayor of
1:24.1	Harman Town, Mr. Dan Harman.
1:39.1	Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1:41.1	Wrap to the beat, wrap to the rhymes, wrap to your mama's booty, wind chimes, blowing in the wind,
1:47.1	ringing around. A fucker so hard a butter by the pound, went to the deli, got three ounces,
1:53.1	fucked your mama like a lion, pounces on the pussy, 95, fucked your mama just to stay alive,
1:59.1	I'm a vampire, I gotta suck your mama, oh, samba, knock it down, knock your mama's pussy down,
2:08.1	where was building seven? Okay.
2:13.1	You notice your mama's pussy does not, it's boiling point is less than steel.
2:19.1	Just start asking questions, America. Stop, you fucking sheeple.
2:28.1	Yeah, I mean like, well we had our 300th episode was the last thing we did, right?
2:32.1	And I watched that clip of me trying to learn from open mic.
2:36.1	We did an episode after that. Oh, did we?
2:39.1	I just, I don't know why I can't learn things.
2:43.1	Yeah, because you have to remember shit to learn.
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