Everyone please leave. You know I'm I'm not a very shallow person, but I'm sure

No, you are. No, no. She always looks amazing

Hello and welcome to another brand spanking episode of another bachelor podcast. My name is Dylan and I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. What's going on?

Everybody. Pat producer. The podcast is over there behind my glasses. Hi everybody. Hi. Just just took an edible. Yeah, I took a bite off one

Is it exciting? Yes, I'm not gonna cow town to both of you pressuring me to take a unknown drug that I haven't taken before

Well, you just did well, I took a bite of it. You want to meet the whole damn thing? Well, no, you I wanted you to take half and Nick said

When you protested and you left the room Nick said just trick him into taking half

And that's exactly what I did and you took the desired dose. You're gonna feel great. Oh, no. Yeah, you're gonna feel great

Is that what you two concocted while I wasn't in the room? Even the double that we lied about these are these are infant doses

Ha ha while I only took half. Oh, no

I knew I couldn't trust either of you. Oh, no egg on my face. You're gonna eat the whole thing dude. I got a co-parent in four hours

I feel stop talking about co-parenting. Don't use that word

It's just a little bit of pot. You can co-parent that was a little pot. Yeah, but last week

He was out dawd all eight drinking all night. Yeah, I got yelled at exactly

But that was the fucking chocolate that was exactly like the scene in Princess bride when they died again

And he's saying no, I did it because you did a good good job everyone good job. We don't trust each other

Let's get into this episode of the bachelor but before

God help me excuse me before we do

Any public service enough. Yeah, I want to get more traction on that another podcast show on YouTube

So get over there and just subscribe. I don't even care if you don't watch

I'd prefer if you did cuz you get to see our pretty faces entertain you. Oh, but uh well me

But yeah, and check out our our talk of how we need to get hotter in order to take over the media landscape

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