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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Yes. What's it all about? So, Angela wants to play a phone tap on his brother, Joey. Now, the guys rented a house a few weeks ago with their friends, but Joey hasn't received that deposit he put down yet, and he doesn't understand why. So I'm going to call

Joey as one of the family members who owned the timeshare house and let him know why he hasn't gotten

that deposit back. Hmm, all right. Let's see what happens in today's phone time. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, yes, I'm looking for a Joey. So, yeah, who's calling? Joey, this is Christopher.

Yeah, and you rented my time share from my family a few weeks ago down in Florida.

Yeah, yeah, what's this in regards to?

It seems that there was a little issue with the house.

Is this why I haven't got my money back yet?

Yes, we haven't released your deposit because the toilet has been clogged. We kind of had it in the rulebook that you only used one-ply toilet paper, and from that it caused the toilet to explode. Yeah, bro, that wasn't me. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't do that. I barely peed. Okay, bro. Okay, bro. What do you give me attitude for? No, that's not attitude.

I can prove that it was you from the cameras that we have in the bathroom. First of all, it's illegal to have cameras in the bathroom. I don't even know why you have them. And if you watch those cameras in the bathroom, you can give you a, like, once or twice. Okay, well, I have video evidence that you did break the toilet, and we're not going to give back to the deposit that you left for the house.

Yeah, yeah, you are.

You're going to give my money back.

You are.

No, no.

What the hell are you left for the house.

Yeah, yeah, you are. You're going to give my money back. You are. No, no. What the hell are you talking about?

If you read the contract that you signed, uh, anything that was left damaged within the house, uh, we have a right... I didn't damage your toilet, okay? So what do you give me a hard time about? I thought this could be an easy conversation and you would admit to it.

No, because you're accused me a break, your toilet.

I didn't even touch it.

Give me a break, bro.

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