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I'm going to be honest, I'm a little disgusted with myself, but go listen to bachelor happy hour. The best bachelor recap show there is.

You can tell how much we don't care about this show anymore. Stop listening to us. Go over to the bachelor happy hour. I honestly hate my job.

Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking episode of another bachelor podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

What's going on everybody? Pat producer of the podcast over there behind my glasses. Hi everybody. How are you sounding? Are we sounding okay?

My daughter comes in here. I'll just openly admit that and I think she screws around with some of the buttons. Something sounds weird. Something sounds weird. Sounds weird, right? Sounds like an infant's been fucking around with our soundboard.

She's a toddler. Is she? Yeah. Well, then no excuse. Yeah, no excuse. She's probably sucking on this microphone because it smells like sticky baby.

Okay, so how are we doing? I think we're doing all right. It's been a long week. I'm sorry. This is coming out late. Yeah, we've had a hell of a week. We had to, well, not I don't want to say we.

We had to go see Corey Feldman to whiskey go go bring it on the house, the house that Corey built Nick had to confront a man who had stolen upwards of $200 for him.

But you know, by the end of I mean, you know, in summation all that money Nick had given him. And you need to get that back. Hopefully our baby birds will keep it under wraps. But if ever comes out that I didn't actually buy that love let 2.1 box that I'm going to have some explaining to do.

Yeah, so check out our recap of that at patreon.com slash another podcast network coming soon. Also, love is blind is the greatest reality show we've ever done.

Go over there and by there I mean patreon.com slash another podcast network and check it out if you want to hear us recap that show, which is better than this one.

We're going to it is going to be a patreon to recap. Yeah. Of course. Oh, will it be? I don't know. I don't make those decisions. I feel like we were only put doing one for ABS today, right? Yeah, no, no.

I'm saying in the future at all the the core content will be on patreon. I was just thinking out loud. I mean, we don't necessarily need to do the vlog and putting out for free.

Okay, I gave a giant giant plug for it. I cats after dark. It was actually like half an hour of our conversation. I said another podcast network of YouTube. Okay, so check us out on YouTube and check Nick out on cats after dark guys. I am hot.

I got here 25 minutes late because my over driver said there was traffic on sunset bill of art.

If there is traffic, then use a different road, right? You know, there are so many roads that get off sunset. You just go around all these lovely hills and stuff like that. Use ways. Don't be a fucking pig. Don't make me half hour later recording.

And then we've got Alfred coffee seven minutes late and ticking up up up all under the evil umbrella of Uber and San Francisco. Go fuck yourself.

But also this episode was terrible. And that's another reason why I'm hot. So let's get into general thoughts. Do I sound like an asshole? I just unreasonably sound upset. I think your Irish should be focused on Uber and not your driver who probably was stuck in traffic.

And then you were lied to by the app about how long it would take for him to get you or your job make a left. Make a right.

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