Whether thou are a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no hollow

or one that liest dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied or a demon or a girl.

Whatever thou be, until thou art remotely made,

thou shalt find here no water to drink.

Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own. Into our house enter

thou not. Through our fence, break through thou not. We are protected though we may be frightened our life. You may not steal

that we may be scared to death. Welcome to scared to death

Crepe's Peepers, and Annabel's, I'm Dan.

Hello Dan, I'm Lindsay with popcorn in my teeth.

I know.

I can feel it.

Lindsay and I both had popcorn right before,

and I was like, maybe that wasn't the best call.

No, it was not a good call.

Just need to mention one thing before we get into our stories.

I'd like to share our first merch announcement in quite some time.

Introducing Murch Monday, mania.

Woe-Woe-Woe-Woe!

For the time being, on the first Monday of each month month we will be dropping new designs in the bad magic store along with some time capsule designs from long ago.

I love it kicking off this first one with a few new highly requested favorites. Have you enrolled at the

Bad Magic finishing school yet? Pinkies up. Pinkies up.

uh, BMFS has been exclusively founded to groom young leaders in the art of

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