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Run That Prank

You Been Driving My Car

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.3

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:11.2

And the subject is his sister or his secret lover.

0:15.3

We'll get into that.

0:17.0

See what that's all about in just a few, because right it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

0:23.3

Nephew, what you got for us?

0:26.3

It's been brought to my attention that you've been driving my car.

0:31.5

You've been driving.

0:33.2

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you've been driving my car.

0:37.1

Let's go, cat dog. Hello? I'm trying to reach Curtis, please. Yeah, this is Curtis? Hey, you don't work at the M. Hotel and you do ballet parking? Yeah, yeah, I work at the... Okay, let me tell you something. You're the one that parked my 750 BMW. You just took the change out of my car, the loose change I had in there,

0:55.5

and you also then put 100 miles on there, and I know you the one did it, because you're the one I tipped. I tipped you. You parked it, and then when I came back, you the one brought my car back, and I tipped you. I know you the one to put them down miles on my car, man. Hold on, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, who is this?

0:50.9

My name is Jason, man.

0:52.3

Jason, man.

0:53.2

Jason, how did you get my number?

0:54.9

I got your number. put them damn miles on my car man hold on wait wait hold on who is this my name is jason man jason how

1:13.5

did you get my number i got your number from the hotel manager i told him i needed to talk to

1:18.3

curtis who do the ballet park and they gave me your number you the one put these miles man

1:23.1

you put a hundred miles on my name hold on i ain't put no miles in your car man that's all i all I do is just get the cars and park them. That's shit. I ain't, and I ain't take no change in nobody's car either. You don't want to take my change. I had TD Jakes in there and the CD player. When I got in there, it was a biggest malls or somebody in there. You were the one was in my car, man. Man, I don't even know how to work that radio on there. Man, look, I probably park your car because I parked a whole lot of cars. I just, we, you can, maybe somebody else probably took your car and drove it around, but I don't know. How many most Curtis work at the, hotel, and do valet parking? How many more? You're not working the M. Hotel and Duvalet Park.

2:01.4

How many more people are working the shit in Duvali parking, but that's all I do is park the car. I don't take nobody by the car and drive it around the town. I'll steal nothing from their car. I ain't no thief, man. Hey, man, let me tell you something, man. I know you're the one put these miles on here. You hear me? I know you was the one, man.

1:58.6

I don't know.

1:59.4

Hold on, man.

2:00.2

Look, look, man.

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