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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

YOU ASKED WE ANSWERED | TMT 173

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

History, Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Mr. and Mrs. P. sit down to answer your questions. Including how they met, what dishes Alex can prepare from scratch, why Mrs. P left Cosmetology school, and what they would save from a burning building. Join them as they get a little too personal.

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0:00 Intro - Answering Your Questions
1:12 How did Mr. and Mrs. P meet?
7:49 Why did Mrs. P become a paralegal?
11:29 What is the most badass thing the other has done?
14:35 Ideal Dream Job?
20:24 What is a dish Alex can cook from scratch?
24:44 Favorite Guilty Pleasure TV Shows?
32:09 What long list of Jobs has Mr. and Mrs. P Had?
41:49 How do you combat burnout?
47:05 When is the Woker Coming Back?
51:57 Are you a Russian spy?
53:41 Where do you get your cute cardigans?
54:04 What do you use to curl your hair?
54:14 Favorite thing to grow?
56:19 What type of music do you like?
58:18 Do you like pickles?
1:01:16 Favorite Comedian?
1:08:04 Most Happy Uplifting Episode
1:10:41 Favorite Cryptid/Spooky Story/Queen Marry
1:11:40 Why Was Mrs. P Asked to Leave Cosmetology School?
1:13:32 Would you go back to a "regular" job?
1:20:41 Wedding or Marriage Advice?
1:25:00 One thing you'd save from your burning house.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You've got questions, we've got answers.

0:02.7

On this week's episode, we open it up to our Patreon and ask them, what do you got?

0:07.3

What do you want to know about Mrs. P and Mr. P?

0:10.1

And they came in with some hot ones.

0:12.1

So sit back, relax, and find out on this Q&A episode of,

0:15.9

Too Many Tabs.

0:19.4

Remember to Smile.

0:38.2

Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table. And it's our annual. Annual. I don't think we did one actually last year. We did it? I don't think we did one last year, but it's our semi-annual. Okay. We try to remember to do them. Q&A episode.

0:39.0

That's right.

0:55.1

We're answering your questions. Yep, your questions. Specifically your questions from our Patreon at Pearlmania500.net. Yet another reason to join our Patreon. Another reason. And this was also open to everyone. Everyone that was in the free tier and the paid tier, everyone. Just go over to ProMania5.net. And you can subscribe and you can get push notifications about some of the things we have out there.

0:59.6

But let's go ahead and jump right into the questions because you guys had a ton of them.

1:04.1

Yeah, absolutely.

1:04.9

We had so many comments.

1:05.9

We have a lot of new people.

1:07.0

A lot of new people are joining us.

1:07.9

And they're very interested in our lore.

1:09.8

Yeah, they want the parisocial. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:11.6

So, first question, how did you two meet?

1:13.6

Okay. How did we meet? You, oh, you wanna tell the story? I think, okay, I feel like if I tell the story, you're gonna correct me. That's true. Yeah, so why don't you tell the story? We met at an open mic comedy show at a bar that no longer exists called the Urban Saloon.

1:31.2

I think it does still exist. It does? Yeah, it still exists. Okay, whatever. So there was the bar in Fairmount across from the penitentiary. Yeah, Eastern State Penitentiary. Yep. And so I had gone to this open mic with a girlfriend of mine who was getting in a stand-up comedy. And starting stand-up comedy is really scary. Yes. And so I would go to these open mics with her just to be someone in the audience to make her feel comfortable and hype her up before she got on stage. And help her get loose with all the jitters that you get. Yeah. It's also a room full of male open mic comedians, many of who are bags of shit.

2:04.3

Yeah.

2:04.6

So it's good to have a friend around to be like, eh, no, that guy is creepy and insane. Yeah, don't talk to that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I went into his open mic with her. Yep. And this comedian, who was the host of the show, was getting up in between each stand-up comedian and he's like

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