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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

You Ask, We Answer (An Advice Show!)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2015

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

On this very special episode with special guest Jen Kleiner, the gang (Alison, Daniel Quantz, Jeff Fox and Greg Heller) tackles listener questions involving relationships, being happy, wanderlust, aging, parking lot dicks, endometriosis and more. Also we talked about #WankTheDeck, Trader Joe's and panty liners. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen

0:07.3

is your new best friend show and guided meditation.

0:10.3

Tonight, on a very special episode, Allison welcomes her guests.

0:14.6

He's a producer and a sun sign is Sagittarius, but don't worry with his moon and Virgo,

0:19.3

I'm sure he'll have Uranus rising.

0:21.6

It's Greg Heller.

0:23.4

And she's a life coach and first time guests, so open your heart chakras and close your

0:27.9

heart chakras, it's Jen Kleiner.

0:31.2

Chef Jeff is here to finally forgive his inner child, but not to release him, not yet,

0:36.8

not until the ransom is paid.

0:39.0

I'm her husband Daniel and my mantra is not going to ruin this show.

0:45.1

Now find a comfortable position, feel the tension, leave your body, your arms growing heavy.

0:51.5

Notice your breath.

0:53.1

Notice the smell of your breath.

0:55.3

Consider brushing your tongue.

0:57.6

Or standing on a beach, waves crashing, water rolling gently to kiss your feet, it licks

1:02.9

your toes.

1:04.7

You step back from the creepy water as a figure comes forward with a beatific grin, step

1:10.2

into a warm embrace and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

1:27.6

Hello, my little rainbow sprinkles, it's me, Allison.

1:42.3

Welcome to another exciting and unusual Thursday show.

1:46.2

I want to say hello to my guests and then I will explain what's going on.

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