You Are Uncontainable | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2024
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Always great to have you with us on the podcast and have a new book out called Speak the Blessing. |
| 0:06.5 | Talking about speaking words of faith and hope and victory over your life. |
| 0:10.8 | I know you'll enjoy it, but blessings to you today and enjoy the podcast. |
| 0:15.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:16.4 | It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:19.4 | We love you and we know God has great things in store. For each one of you, if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. We would love to have you here. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks for tuning in. And again, thank you all for coming out today. And I'd like to start with something funny each week. |
| 0:37.7 | And these are just jokes. Don't anybody be offended by them? But I heard about these three |
| 0:43.0 | aspiring psychiatrists. They were taking their first test on emotional extremes. The professor |
| 0:49.6 | asked the first student from Harvard, what's the opposite of sadness? He replied happiness. He asked the second student from Harvard. What's the opposite of sadness? He replied happiness. |
| 0:55.8 | He asked the second student from Yale. What's the opposite of depression? He replied joy. |
| 1:02.0 | He asked the third student from Texas A&N. What's the opposite of woe? W-O-E. The Aggie looked |
| 1:09.3 | kind of puzzled. He finally replied, giddy up. |
| 1:14.1 | All right. |
| 1:15.3 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:16.7 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:18.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:19.7 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:21.5 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:23.5 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:25.7 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:28.5 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
| 1:34.9 | In Jesus' name. |
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