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🗓️ 8 November 2019
⏱️ 5 minutes
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This week we're covering an interesting Jesse Watters segment in which he reads his mom's disappointed texts live on Fox News. For fun? For penance? As a display of suffering?
Also, deleted scenes from our Black & Blue episode, including trailer talk, a shoehorned romantic ending, and some truly bizarre imdb reviews
Music: Integrity - Abraxas Annihilation
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0:00.0 | And for this segment, we're going to be talking about one of his segments on the five. |
0:04.4 | And I think it's best if I just let Jesse Waters intro the segment himself. |
0:12.6 | A new edition of Mom Texts. |
0:16.2 | And we have so many. |
0:17.3 | This is just part one. |
0:18.2 | Part two is tomorrow. |
0:19.2 | She's been on a real tear. |
0:20.4 | Number one. Jesse, stop making sweeping She's been on a real tear. Number one. |
0:21.4 | Jesse, stop making sweeping statements about individuals you don't know. You are sounding like |
0:26.5 | Joe McCarthy. An individual you clearly need to undertake some research about. Weren't you a history |
0:31.7 | major? Wow. Ouch. That's your mother? Oh yeah. I hope you're... Okay. So, stopping right there. Um, |
0:41.3 | case you couldn't make out what was going on. Um, this is a segment. You know how like, |
0:46.1 | I think it's Jimmy Kimmel has a segment where, uh, celebrities read mean tweets about them |
0:51.1 | themselves. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's Kimmel. This is a Watersworld segment where Jesse reads concerned tweets from his own mother. |
1:02.7 | Not even tweets, texts. |
1:04.1 | These are private messages. |
1:06.3 | Excuse me, that's correct. |
1:07.9 | Concerned personal texts. |
1:14.5 | A mother worried about the direction her son's life is heading in. And this is used as like content for Jesse Waters' show. And the way I said that |
1:25.4 | maybe makes it seem like I'm worried that he's exploiting his mother. |
1:29.8 | I don't think that's what's going on here. |
1:32.7 | In any other context, that is what will be happening. |
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