You Are Pa Kent. How Are You Gonna Teach Superman a Lesson with that Tornado?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Our son’s talking back but thankfully we have the power of tornado to teach him a lesson! From ‘be careful of ‘nados’ to ‘the hierarchy of things to save’, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to finally teach our boy a worthwhile lesson (while also dying valiantly to a tornado). So pat that Dog Kent on the head, keep cows away from Boy Kent and no matter what, get Ma Kent to the underpass while I, Pa Kent, teach you a life lesson in a very unique and interesting way.

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0:41.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Flaming the Death Star. I'm Joe.
0:45.0	I'm Jackson. I'm also Joe. This is the podcast where we ask the important questions like
0:49.0	you are Parkhance. I am. How are you going to teach Superman a lesson with that tornado?
0:56.0	So we've rewatched The Death of Parkhance from Man of Steel.
1:03.0	2013's Man of Steel. We were watching compilation of Dad's Diet.
1:16.0	I mean, can we cross that one? Oh, yeah. That was a fucked up weird thing.
1:23.0	It's so too, like just jog everyone's memories. Yeah, I guess some people might have forgotten how Parkhance dies.
1:28.0	Mark Kent, Parkhant, and Boykent. And Dog Kent. And Dog Kent, actually Dog Kent's important.
1:35.0	Yeah, that's true. In the car driving to Winona, because we didn't watch the whole movie, we just watched the scene.
1:40.0	Yeah, maybe they're going to go pick up groceries. Yeah, what are you driving? I think they know what tornado is coming to small.
1:45.0	They're going through the tornado. It's a surprise tornado.
1:48.0	It's one of those famously massive surprise natives.
1:51.0	Nadoos do sort of something like a beer beer. Yeah, maybe not to that extent. I don't know.
1:56.0	Yeah, we don't, yeah, we don't leave a NATO country. It's just wind.
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