You Are Not In Control.
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Welcome to the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner. In this episode three people come into the office with issues of a potential ghosting, a difference in politics and then a high schooler who is trying to figure somethings out Also some mentions of leather...
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| 0:00.0 | God is in control, not you, but what you're trying to do is you're trying to put this thing |
| 0:06.2 | into a box and you're trying to say, okay, I'm going to handle this in the way that I want to |
| 0:12.9 | handle it. And that is by getting the sacrament of confirmation, which is a magic wand that will |
| 0:18.0 | fix me and then praying these prayers for a year, which will also, is also a magic wand and that will also fix me. And then when I've successfully done my prayers and received my sacraments, I will have fully conquered lust, and that I will be able to take this girl out for a date. That's just not how to the right way to approach sin. |
| 0:37.9 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:39.6 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:41.2 | All right. |
| 0:45.1 | You came to the right place. |
| 0:46.3 | You ding dong. |
| 0:47.3 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 0:50.3 | Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 1:02.1 | The only podcast about dating |
| 1:04.0 | where the two male hosts are not total absolute creeps. |
| 1:08.5 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:10.1 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:10.8 | Are you talking about another podcast? |
| 1:13.4 | I'm talking about other podcasts, yeah. |
| 1:16.9 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:18.3 | That's awful. |
| 1:20.1 | I mean, I think it's awful for them, but it's great for us. |
| 1:24.1 | The bar is so low. |
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