You are NOT a Wizard - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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In this silly story, all the kids at school are acting like wizards. Ari knows there’s no such thing as real magic, so why does everyone keep threatening to turn him into a frog… or a wet spaghetti noodle? When Ari tries to prove it’s all pretend, strange things start happening that make him question if he's been wrong this whole time.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, a story about some kids who think they're wizards even though they're not, |
| 0:07.0 | except maybe one of them is. |
| 0:10.0 | What? |
| 0:11.0 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the story of that time everyone thought they were wizards. Well, maybe not everyone. |
| 0:22.6 | Ari was one of the few people who didn't. |
| 0:25.6 | He was the only one who hadn't gone to see that wizard movie. |
| 0:28.6 | Everyone else who saw it was acting like they were wizards now. |
| 0:31.6 | Look, Ari, I'm a wizard. |
| 0:36.6 | No, you're not, answered Ari. |
| 0:39.6 | Yes, I am. |
| 0:41.5 | No, you're not. |
| 0:42.8 | Yes, I am. |
| 0:44.3 | No, you're not. |
| 0:45.7 | If you say that one more time, I'm going to use my magic to turn you into a fish that doesn't like water. |
| 0:52.7 | You see, Ari knew you couldn't really be a wizard. No way. |
| 0:56.0 | Sure you could pretend to be one, but you couldn't actually be a real wizard. |
| 1:01.0 | One of the people who had gotten swept up in the wizard hype was Ari's friend Leia. |
| 1:06.0 | Leia had seen the wizard movie five times already and could not stop talking about wizards. Hey, Ari, have you seen the wizard movie yet? When are you going to see the wizard movie five times already and could not stop talking about wizards. |
| 1:15.1 | Hey, Ari, have you seen the wizard movie yet? When are you going to see the wizard movie? |
| 1:17.1 | I think you would really like the wizard movie. |
| 1:22.7 | Ari was quite sure that he would not like such a movie. He wasn't interested in stuff like that. |
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