Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas.

We're going to just jump right into guest introductions and I'll come

back to some of the quick announcements. So, guess, go ahead and introduce yourself. Go ahead.

Hi, I'm Selena. I'm 21 years old. And in my free time, I'm an influencer. You can find me at Selena the Yapper. And I am also from

D.C. and I go to school at Georgetown University. I'm in my senior year. What are you studying there?

I'm studying foreign policy. Foreign policy, okay. And you said your senior year? Yes.

What do you want to do after you graduate?

What do I want to do? I mean, I need to take a year, study for the ELSA, and hopefully go to law school.

Okay. And in the meantime, I do TikTok. Gotcha. What kind of law do you want to practice?

I would like to be a defense attorney.

Criminal defense?

Yeah. Gotcha. Okay.

And yapper. What is, for those that don't know, what's a yapper?

So a yapper is someone that talks a lot.

Okay.

And I would say on TikTok, I talk a lot. I talk about everything, pop culture, politics, dating, whatever I feel like talking about.

All right. Rock and roll. I'm sure we'll get into some of that during the show. What about you?

Hi. My name is Celine. I'm 21, and right now I'm located in LA. I currently

am in school for cosmetology. I've not attended like formal university yet, but I have plans to

obviously go into cosmetology, do hair, makeup, nails, along with other, you know, freelance modeling,

and I make clothes, et cetera. Just step along that line. All right. And you said you're from L.A.?

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