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Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.3 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Joel.
0:01.2	Thanks so much for downloading the podcast.
0:03.6	I believe you'll be inspired and challenged.
0:05.9	I hope you enjoy the message.
0:07.4	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:17.0	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE [♪
0:20.2	Oh, God bless you.
0:21.5	It's a joy to come into your homes.
0:23.4	And if you're ever in our area, please stop by.
0:26.2	Be part of one of our services.
0:28.0	I promise you, it will make you feel right at home.
0:31.2	I'd like to start with something funny.
0:33.0	And one day, Adam said to God,
0:35.8	why did you make Eve so beautiful?
0:38.3	God said, so you would love her.
0:40.7	He said, well, why did you give her such long, flowing hair?
0:43.9	God said it again, so you would love her.
0:46.2	He said, well, God, why did you give her such a great figure?
0:48.7	God said the same thing, so you would love her.
0:51.4	Adam said, all right, God, you made her so beautiful,
0:53.5	so attractive.
0:54.4	Why did you make her so dumb?
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