You Are Equipped | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | Such a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.5 | We love you. |
| 0:18.5 | And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our |
| 0:22.5 | services, but thanks for tuning in today. I'd like to start with something funny. And I heard |
| 0:27.3 | about this minister that died, and he was standing at the pearly gates. And in front of him |
| 0:32.8 | was a man dressed in a loud shirt, blue jeans, and wearing sunglasses. Peter said, |
| 0:38.9 | What's your name? He said, my name's Joe Cohen. I'm a taxi cab driver, New York City. |
| 0:44.7 | Peter checked his list and handed him a gold staff and a silk robe and said, welcome to heaven. |
| 0:51.2 | The minister stepped up and said, I'm Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of St. Mary's |
| 0:56.4 | Cathedral. Peter checked his list and handed him a cotton robe and a wooden staff. He said, |
| 1:03.0 | wait a minute, that's not right. The taxi cab driver got a silk robe and a gold staff. How could |
| 1:07.4 | that be? Peter said, sir, up here we worked by results, and when you preached, |
| 1:12.5 | people slept, but when he drove, people prayed. All right. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:21.9 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
| 1:29.5 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:32.3 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:39.3 | I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
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