You Ain't Married

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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How do you tell someone that their marriage is not legal because the officiant was not ordained?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.0	The subject, I hate all of his friends and family.
0:14.1	Wow.
0:14.6	We'll get into that and just a day.
0:16.2	Everybody.
0:17.0	A lot of people, ain't.
0:17.8	I hate everybody.
0:21.0	Right now, it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
0:25.0	What you got for is Neff?
0:27.7	Before I get into what I got, I want to get some praise from you all that I worked all weekend in Nashville.
0:36.2	Sold out seven shows and I'm here on Monday. And I just want to recognize that I am here. You're supposed to be. You're supposed to be. No, no, no, no. You're supposed to do? I'm here. I'm here. It was Sunday night. It's Monday morning. We are all here. Yeah. We worked all weekend, too.
0:55.4	I get off playing from Abu Dhabi and make it on in.
0:58.7	After 17-hour flight, here.
1:01.0	But you want praise.
1:02.7	What you want?
1:03.3	We're coming to work.
1:04.8	Yeah.
1:05.5	I want a standing ovation for being here.
1:08.0	Yeah, I want a praise for keep cutting your check. I want that. You know, since we're getting stuff, you know, yeah, I'm here. Yeah. How that worked out for you. You feel better. You feel better. You better. You better put it back on. Okay.
1:29.5	It's Charlotte, North Carolina, this week.
1:31.3	That's Friday, sad, it's Sunday. We're going to see how that money is going on.
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