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Run That Prank

You Ain't Married

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Your marriage may not be valid because the minister involved at your wedding has never been ordained.  The two of you have you have been living in sin.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.2

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:09.5

And the subject is, why did she change her wardrobe?

0:13.4

Why did she change her wardrobe?

0:16.0

All right.

0:16.3

We'll find out why she had to change her wardrobe in just a few when we get into the strawberry letter.

0:22.2

Because right now it is time for the nephew.

0:24.4

And today's prank phone call, nephew, nephew, nephew.

0:28.6

What do you have on the menu today?

0:31.6

Something crazy.

0:32.2

Shirley, all week, all week is full week because we own our way to April

0:38.3

fools. This is all this is I'm going to be more ignorant this week than

0:43.3

than mostly. It's your time. It's your time. Yeah. Yeah. I got to

0:48.7

shine on this. This this leads up to ignorance that's coming

0:53.1

Saturday night at the Texas Trust, me and junior boy coming in there with Monique, Dominique, and Rodney Perry.

1:03.0

We're coming up in that ignorant.

1:04.2

So I'm going to be more ignorant than Elvis before.

1:07.1

This prank right here is called You Ain't Married.

1:10.0

All right.

1:10.7

But who are you telling this to? I'm not trying to convince y'all of nothing That's not what I'm trying to do Y'all. Y'all know I'm ignorant I'm not trying to convince y'all I'm just letting you know the magnitude of the stupidity that's going to be this week Okay I'm just letting you know the magnitude of the stupidity that's going to be this week. Okay? I'm just letting you know the magnitude of the stupidity that's going to be this week. Nah, nah, I said it. Let's go, cat, dog. You ain't married. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, this is he. How you doing, Brian? My name is Daniel. I wanted to give you a call today. You got a minute? Yeah. Okay. Listen, you're Brian, Brian, right? You're married to Althea? Yeah. Hello? Hello? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, that's me. That's my wife, yeah. Okay. Got a question for you. How long have you guys been married? Going on nine years. Now, we've been married. Now, who is this? My name is Daniel. Were you, were you guys married at Greater New Hs? Missionary Baptist Church? Let me see. Yeah. Yeah, yep, that's the's the name of that church. Yeah, great . Yeah, that's right. Why, what's going on? What's your asking me all these questions for? Okay. Do you remember the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah, that was Reverend Gleman. Right. Yeah.

2:35.0

Okay.

2:36.0

I got the right person.

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