Hello, and welcome to Young's house.

Lewis, what would you do if I died and I came back as a zombie?

I'd shotgun you in the head.

Do you actually have a shotgun?

No.

So how would you achieve that?

It's not going to happen.

It's one of those questions.

If it did, what would happen if there was an afterlife?

There isn't.

This is not a child's world.

It's about as much child as a zombie existing as there isn't any child's.

There isn't any child's at all.

It's not going to happen.

What's happened is I'm not going to happen.

I caught this African virus which basically destroyed my brain.

I don't know how you would tell that first off, but trust me, it has destroyed my brain.

So I'm going around, and I'm hungry, and I can't remember how to eat food.

And I see people walking around, and I'm like, is that food there?

So I'm staggering towards them trying to eat them.

So I'm stacking around, uh, uh, moaning in pain because I've got these terrible aches and pains in my body.

Because, you know, obviously I've caught this virus, and it's affecting me somatically.

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