Crank up the volume, sit back, and get ready for an evening of awesome.

Nordicel Radio is proud to bring you Lewis and Simon of Yogscast, celebrating 100,000

YouTube subscribers. Without further ado, let the epicness begin.

Warning, this broadcast will contain language your mother will not like.

And now introducing the wonderful, the awesome, the brilliant Lewis

and Simon as well is here. Ladies and gentlemen, it begins.

Hello, everyone. Hello. On the internet, this is Lewis and Simon

Yogscast. We are live broadcasting through the airwaves or the wires that go on.

Yogtower, aren't we? We've put a massive erection on the top of Yogtower.

There's a massive metal pole which we're broadcasting, our messages, our words,

and our terrible choice in music into your brains.

Yeah, don't raise it into your brains, of electromagnetic radiation.

This is the first time we've ever done anything technically live, isn't it, Simon?

Although we have done interviews and things before, we have control over this one,

so it might just go horribly wrong. There might be long periods of silence,

where we kind of just muse over the existence of reality and other such things.

This isn't going to be funny, by the way, guys. It's not going to be funny at all.

It's just going to be Lewis having like some form of crisis going on.

What's it called? It's not like an identity crisis. It's some, you know,

when you question your existence. It's a midlife crisis.

Existential crisis or something, isn't it?

Well, I don't know. We've got plenty of questions from people, and if people want to submit more

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