Pickaxe!

Listen to this sound.

Ooh!

That's one of your friends being handed a fever-tree mojito

when they thought you'd be giving them a glass of wine.

That is the moment they taste it.

Huh?

And that's when they hear all it took to make was a shot of rum,

some of fever-tree's new mojito mixer and a little stir.

Fever-tree, new mojito mixer, classic cocktails now made easy.

Enjoy responsibly.

Wouldn't it be terrible, you know, there's like a crazy old leper man

and he really needs to get off.

And so he just starts whacking it.

Right, that's just what, you know, his hand just goes flying off.

His hand goes flying off.

Wow.

So he's just staring at his wrist.

Look, Sting is, though, he'd use his other hand.

He'd go and collect that dead hand.

And it would be like, oh no!

What's that called when you use the dead, when you sleep on your arm?

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