The Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband to host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy and you're listening to Schmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, Mike Dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

I'm all right.

I thought it was Friday.

It's not. Oh, no. I mean, it might be. It's Friday when the listeners are listening.

It's Friday somewhere. But we're recording this before Friday and our

a Dottieies preschool teacher was very confused when I said, see you Tuesday. And she said, what? I said, don't we have Monday off?

She's like, yeah, but it's, is she not coming tomorrow?

Like, I was like, oh, no, I totally forgot. I skipped a whole day.

You should have just committed to him, but like be like no we've decided no school tomorrow. Why? Because.

And then I had to answer a bunch of questions on the way home from Dottie about why did I think that way and what

happened and what are we going to do tomorrow and could she not go to school

tomorrow and it was a lot.

My favorite, I've been telling people about this of late,

of Dot has become very incredulous of hills and I don't know why, but I get this

question a lot, is that a hill? Yes, why? And I don't know how to answer that.

I mean, there are certainly places in Ohio that have the kind of like, I think that Ohio is part of like the glacier area

right there used to be a glacier here and there's parts of the of Ohio that are

...