Yo Son Peed In The Pool

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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You can't tell a parent that her kid has no pool etiquette.

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0:00.0	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:05.4	And the subject is my marriage or my pleasure.
0:09.5	We'll get into that.
0:10.5	Find out what that's all about in just a few, because right now the nephew is here with
0:15.6	today's prank phone call.
0:17.1	What you got for us now?
0:18.1	Well, it's summertime is here.
0:19.5	It's time to get outside, get in the pool, flop around.
0:23.4	And across this country, it's going to happen in every single pool.
0:26.9	Somebody's going to do it.
0:27.9	The title is your son, Pete and the pool, your son, Pete and the pool.
0:36.4	You don't think it's going to happen.
0:37.5	Trust me, it's happening at your very own pool calling.
0:40.0	You don't even know it, but it's happening.
0:41.5	Oh, yes, we would know now.
0:42.9	I'm going to happen at this one, because it's probably going to be me.
0:47.7	Hmm, you, you're going to pee in your own pool.
0:51.3	You got a pool already never did this.
0:53.8	We got one in neighborhood, but I'm just saying you, you ain't never did this.
0:57.5	Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:00.2	Yeah, I was young.
1:02.8	I didn't win in the ocean.
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