Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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IT'S DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23)
We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public)
Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees
Ani fights a Tesla
And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstructed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer.
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| 0:00.0 | This one's called Death Chat 500. |
| 0:02.0 | This one's called Death Chat 500. This was posted in the Joe Rogan, excuse me, Joe Rogan read it. |
| 0:38.4 | Tom explains how workers refusing to return to the office is causing commercial real estate crash. |
| 0:44.6 | Just for the record before you even jump into this, Tom Segura has not worked in 20 years. |
| 0:52.6 | Just putting that out there. |
| 0:55.0 | Joe calls out |
| 0:55.7 | Dipshit communist comedian who wants to turn |
| 0:58.1 | the empty commercial real estate into housing |
| 0:59.9 | for the homeless. |
| 1:01.4 | All right, let's listen. |
| 1:03.9 | Estate? |
| 1:05.5 | Commercial real estate is |
| 1:07.6 | upside down in this country. |
| 1:09.3 | Is it? Oh no. |
| 1:12.9 | That's my immediate response. |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, fuck. |
| 1:15.6 | What can we do about that? |
| 1:17.9 | That was my retirement plan. |
| 1:21.0 | Also, like, I mean, as a comedian, |
| 1:23.0 | as somebody who, like, you know, |
| 1:24.8 | dabbles in comedy and is funny funny from time to time i am |
| 1:28.9 | extremely concerned about commercial real estate being upside down right now uh yeah who could |
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