Don't change the channel unless, of course, you hate the sound of laughter.

The Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

You jumped on me and said it was my fault.

And Sherry.

That's what we do here.

And now, broadcasting from the fallacial Bob and Sherry studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

Don't you just love optimistic people?

I do.

I think with all of the things going on in the world, the horrible

things coming out of Russia and the storm in Florida, we need to be optimistic and we need to celebrate

optimistic people. There was a studio musician who was a great drummer, Hal Blaine, and he once said

the perfect definition of an optimist

is a trombone player with a beeper. In other words, this is back when people had beepers,

which is a long time ago. It's not going to ring is what you're saying. Yeah, the phone is not

going to ring, but every so often for a trombone player, more so for a drummer, bass player, you know, a guitar player, keyboards or whatever.

I love an optimist, and I found online a true optimist. The post is this. There is a picture of a big, juicy, fat, fake eyelash, one of them on a table. And the person posted this. I lost one of

my false eyelashes in the Albertsons. I presume this is in the LA area, in the Albertsons on

Eubank and Candelaria. I can't afford to buy a new pair. If anybody finds it, please message me.

This is what the eyelash looks like.

I asked the help, and they said they would, quote, look out for the eyelash.

I'm honestly not sure that those kiddos will.

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