Coming up at the top of the hour right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today the subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues

Not what you think though, but right now it is time for the King of Pranks to step in here with today's

prank phone call. What you got now? It happens every now and then when you're

getting ready to start school. It happens. Your baby going back to pre-K.

Okay? Going back to pre-K I'm sorry back to

kindergarten here we go run it cat.

Hello?

Yes I'm trying to reach Miss Thomas please.

This is Miss Thomas who is it? My name is Mr. Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over at

uh... elementary school. Mm-hmm. I'm looking at my records indicating that your son,

D. B. B. Thomas is going to be starting his first grade.

Mm-hmm.

He's ready.

My baby's ready. Right.

Listen, Miss Thomas, I've been going through actually all of the children's records that will be starting school and I'm looking at

your son's grades from his kindergarten and he did good well no not exactly I

mean there's been a few, I actually spoke with the teacher who he was under in kindergarten.

And it seems like he just really wasn't up to par as the rest of the children.

I now his conduct.

Now he talked, but he gets his work.

So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?

Well, what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't up to par as the rest of the other children she did tell me he was a disobedient child

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