Yngwie Malmstein Concert: Live from The Bell House

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes the audience under the roof of the Bell House in Brooklyn to Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special return guest is humorist David Rees! David chats about which 3 celebrities he would recruit to his post-apocalyptic survival team and why, his time in a barbershop group, and his 3 second only in New York story. Then, they are joined by improvisers Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, and Little Janet Varney, to improvise a story set at a Yngwie Malmstein Concert. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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0:00.0	The Welcome. Welcome all of you.
0:29.6	Welcome everyone under this roof, under these twin chandeliers.
0:43.7	What a privilege it is to be under such fancy lighting.
0:49.4	Lighting no Dilbert will ever experience.
0:55.2	That poor benighted off his throne.
0:59.4	He's under fluorescent lights all day.
1:03.1	Messes his tie up.
1:05.5	Is that him?
1:05.9	Is that it? Cartoon characters.
1:11.6	Something about these guys.
1:15.6	If my life were that consistently fucked up,
1:25.6	and you'd never hear from me again
1:27.7	why would I
1:32.0	kill myself no that's a mortal sin
1:34.6	I would drop out of society
1:40.2	I would pursue a life
1:43.6	like the Tom Cruise character in the latter half of the film cocktail.
1:53.0	I'd go to some Caribbean resort.
1:58.0	I'd make, I'd learn to make the drinks that people that go to these places like.
2:04.8	High in alcohol content, packed with sugar.
2:08.7	They come in a decorative glass.
2:10.5	Sometimes you get to keep it.
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