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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

YKWD #629 | Drew Lynch, Jon Rudnitsky, & Gary Vider

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Leisure, Comedy

4.62.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week on YKWD Drew Lynch and Gary Vider return and SNL's Jon Rudnitsky joins the show for the first time. Drew opens up about his divorce and John tell the story of how he got fired from SNL after 1 season. Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up, boys? How are we doing? Good. Good to see you, Bobby. It's good to see all of you guys.

0:04.1

We're here. We're doing the podcast thing. I don't know if you heard about it. It's taking over.

0:09.6

It's where comics sit down and they just go. They just talk, we got, you know, we just,

0:15.2

we just, it's the most interesting thing ever. Anyways, uh, it makes me sick. Yeah. How easy. Technology, when I did it, you had to learn about sound and mixers. I just have to have a mixer and, you don't know what my sure 58s compared to a blue microphone. You had to do all this shit. You don't know how to like upload it to the internet. Now you just get yourself an autistic Jew and everybody's gonna fuck a podcast i was wondering i figured he definitely is very autistic but he's a nice

0:42.5

autistic so it's um you never mean a mean autistic though but he's a nice one he i bet there's

0:47.6

mean autistics i bet if you do like touch their ears oh right right right not a purpose i guess yeah. They don't intend to be that way. Isn't everybody like that, though? Even Muslims. Yeah, you touch anybody's ear. Yeah, yeah. Don't touch their ears. I read the Quran. You don't touch the ears. Yeah. How about Iran, huh? Let's have. Oh, man. The thing with this is the funny thing about all this stuff that's going on.

1:12.3

This weekend was so nuts to me because I'm away in Batavia.

1:17.0

And then, of course, the war breaks out, which is crazy.

1:21.6

Not Batavia, though.

1:23.2

That's exactly.

1:23.7

Not Batavia.

1:25.0

But then the dabbleverse war breaks out with Hany Kumaa and stuttering John. That was fucking, that was more epic to me than the actual Iran shit. Yeah, yeah. And then Lewis Gomez was getting, uh, was fighting with people on Twitter. There was a lot of wars going on this weekend. Oh, what was Lewis's fight? I don't know. Somebody said something he didn't like, and then he attacked him.

1:45.9

Yeah, yeah.

1:46.5

I'll fucking come and beat you up.

1:58.5

And then Dave Smith was saying stuff, and Dave Smith was saying all kinds of stuff, and people like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And then one guy threatened Dave Smith, and then Lewis was like, I'll fucking kill you. that's my Dave.

2:01.8

Having Lewis on your side is like having a pet gorilla.

2:02.6

Oh, yeah.

2:04.5

You can just let them out in the room, you know? That's my Dave. Having Lewis on your side is like having a pet gorilla. Oh, yeah. You can just let him out of the room. That's insane. Yeah, he's great. So yeah, a lot of shit going on. What about you guys? You had a lot of shit too, you son of a bitch. Yeah. You almost made me fucking, I mean, I was like, I was like, is this a bit? Yeah, right. And then I was like what I was like is this a bit

2:19.5

and then I was like oh my god

2:21.7

yeah right and then I was like what a fag

2:23.9

and then I was like oh my god again

2:25.6

this is the same reaction regardless of the video I posed

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