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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

YKWD #540 | Maddy Smith | Rap Battle

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week Bobby is with Maddy Smith, they talk about how to make your Wild N’ Out, Working a 9-5, and Bobby and Maddy have a Rap Battle! FOLLOW Maddy https://maddysmithcomedy.com https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://www.trueclassictees.com/DUDE ! #trueclassicpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was working in finance during the day.

0:01.7

Were you this person who you are now that you're a comic?

0:04.8

Or were you a different girl?

0:06.2

Were you polite?

0:07.2

At this job, I was polite.

0:08.3

They had no idea I did comedy.

0:09.4

Can you show me that person?

0:10.6

I would be like, hi.

0:12.3

I would be like, I would be like, like walking in 10 minutes late.

0:15.4

Okay, walk in, uh, hey, what's going on?

0:18.5

Hey, how are you? I'm good, how are you?

0:21.5

I'm good, how are you? Oh my God, the train was insane today I hate that don't you that's great

0:25.7

and it sucks because I'm all the way in Brooklyn can you do your favor yeah did that did you get that

0:30.3

lunch set up yes I did you did okay great and all ordered the the drinks for that as well oh perfect

0:37.2

along with the cookie platter that you asked I love cookie thank you very much for that is it the chocolate chip

0:41.1

cookies yeah we have the chocolate chip and the

0:43.4

oatmeal and we also had a gluten-free request from one of the clients so we'll be getting

0:48.1

great perfect thank you so much you're welcome all right we'll see you in the afternoon

0:51.6

anything else no that's it. All right. Thanks. Now be you.

0:59.3

I love cock. Okay, ask if I booked that lunch. Did you book that lunch?

1:03.2

No, bitch, nothing matters.

1:04.7

Suck my dick!

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