I don't want to set the world on fire.

Have you seen this video on TikTok?

It's like the Fallout filter.

By the way, I talked to Brandy about Fallout last week.

God, that show's so good.

You guys watching?

Whatever, if you're not.

You're a dark.

I just got back from Dallas, Texas. Going through the big dear, I don't mean Dallas. And I got back

late last night, landed at 9.30. Didn't get my bags until 10.30 because the Burbank Airport

baggage claim hates me.

Always hates me, but it's fine.

And then I got in an Uber, and it was driven by a wonderful, I think he was Indian,

and it would be Pakistani.

And it was a fucking party in this van, dude.

He had lights.

He was playing like, I don't know, like Bollywood music. And it was bumping. And I was there at the ride chair pickup. And everyone sees me getting in. And I just yell out of the car. I'm like, this place is a party. And everyone laughed. And then he turned it down, actually, when I got in because he probably felt a little bit bad about it. Maybe a little self-conscious because I was like, this thing is going off. And then I went home and I ordered, on the way home, ordered Taco Bell a postmates because you boy the fatty McButter pants. And I came home, I kissed my wife.

I kissed our dog. And then I went home and went downstairs and I ate some Taco Bell. And was delicious and then I had some this morning. Now I'm here and I'm ready to do the show. It's funny at this golf room was at in Dallas. I met a Y of T here at the bar. I was like, yeah, I got to record tomorrow and she's like, oh, you're going to be hung over to start and I'm like, yep, well, I'm always hung on wherever I like to start this show. Because your boys got a problem.

It's called a functioning alcoholism. I actually don't feel hungover at all. I'm like a little tired, but hungover? Nah, dog. Your boy's fine. Your boy is fine. Should we do it? Should we call the brandy?

Should we call the Brandzino?

Oh yeah, we're still using that.

You know we are.

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