Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Cafferoo Cast. It's a beautiful Monday morning.

We had a great weekend. This is our third attempt at this podcast. First time we had some

technical difficulties. Second time Dave came in, so we figured what the hell have Dave

come in. So our third attempt, we've got Dave's Eagman on the mic. Dave is the research

and development for Yeti Bikes. Dave, say hello. Hello. Dave, how many bones have you broken?

Oh, I lost count, but it's less than concussions I've had for sure. I shit you not.

Dave's got three ankles. I mean two and a half knees. No, I mean what? You've broken your leg.

I've broke my kneecap, both ankles severely. Then you break your shit so bad it was just

swinging and it was hitting rocks because you had to get pedal back. I may or may not have

broke my foot off completely. Minus the Achilles and the skin. And in the end right back a few

miles, right? I had to coast down the hill. Yeah. Yeah, my my coworkers at the time I was testing a

bike and hit my handlebar in a rock and got flung off a cliff. I ran out of it, which was awesome,

but I ran off a cliff. Oh, and I fell, you know, 30 feet down the hill onto my feet like a cat,

of course, but I dislocated my foot off. Dave, Dave doesn't feel pain. Yeah, Dave, you are,

okay, so in a snow storm, Dave was in his underwear. Who are you naked? No, I just didn't have shoes on.

You didn't have pants on either. No, I had them rolled up. You were wasted. Either way, it was cold

as shit and Dave was in the water. I mean deep in the water, fishing. I went and started the fire

because that's the way I roll. I think that was our first camping trip with Dave. That's one I got

hit by the giant tree. I had knocked the fuck out. Yeah, Dave was getting firewood. We heard a big

crash and then Dave came out 10 minutes later and his head was bleeding. Did you say I think I got

knocked out? And then we like took off his beanie at a huge gash and his head is bleeding

fucking everywhere. We're like, Jesus, Dave, the funniest thing though comes back with a

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