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availability. Full T&C supply see Halifest.com for details. This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's

Little Bit Extra. Morning everybody. It's Monday. It's the last day of the month.

So tomorrow it's pinch and a punch and all the rest of it and white rabbits and etc.

Anyway, I hope you had a nice weekend. You did. Good. Delighted to hear it.

And you didn't drown in that huge amount of water that came out of nowhere.

Paul Smith, the newsreader, said to be, said,

where does all that water come from? So I looked at him like it was stupid. It comes from heaven.

Where do you think it comes from, for goodness sake? It doesn't pop out the ground, does it? Although it does round our way.

Because the council are so lax in clearing drains. All the drains are blocked up with leaves and things like that, which they haven't bothered doing, because they're just not very clever at doing things like that. So the celebrities, I think

it's this week we have Celebrity Big Brother. The problem being there are no celebrities. So you've got

to get a bunch of third-rate drunks and has-beens, including, believe you not, a former hooker,

who's going to be selling her stories about who she's slept with. Well, the answer is,

everybody. She's a hooker. Hookers aren't selective. They'll sleep with anybody. Mind you, they now call

her cheeky. Poor talentless old has-been, Daniela Westbrook. At the age of 43, it's sunbathing

topless in Spain as she continues to recover from her facelift. Oh, grow up and

get over yourself, you're talentless, at all nobody. She didn't, she wasn't concerned about anybody

seeing her. Yeah, unfortunately, still as thick as a brick between the ears, but there you go,

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