Yes, You Are in Hell

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

While it may feel like an eternity, it’s only been TEN DAYS since America’s worst President returned to the White House. It’s become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days.

1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or Deported

We expose how Donold’s very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices.
God attacks the racist masculinity complex and defines what it really means to be a man.
People who voted for Trump are now tragically being either fired or deported.
In light of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico, God has a new, official name for the United States of America and Texas.
And we wrap with some uplifting news… because we have to have things to look forward to for this planet!

While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpod.
0:02.8	And then AOC is out here and she's like, one thing about me is that I'll be fighting Nazis when I'm six feet in the ground.
0:09.9	Hell yeah.
0:10.8	That's what she said, right?
0:12.1	Yeah.
0:12.4	And I just wanted to say, fuck yeah.
0:18.1	Because of this little spat where he got absolutely nothing new, except his image burnished amongst the idiots who already love him, he got coffee is now, as up today, still of this writing, of this recording, higher than ever, exceeding $3.60 per pound has surged a record highs.
0:40.2	They officially renamed it, fucking the Gulf of America.
0:45.6	Yeah.
0:45.8	Google is going along with it.
0:47.6	And Mount McKinley is back.
0:50.1	I'm officially renaming America, dumb Pakistan.
0:59.1	Hi there, humans.
1:00.6	Welcome back to the God Pod.
1:02.1	I'm here today with my son and bestest mench.
1:05.0	Jesus.
1:05.7	What's up, Jesus?
1:06.6	Mench.
1:07.5	Hey, Dad.
1:09.6	Here we are on this, as we're recording right now, it's 10 days in to the twilight zone nightmare down on earth.
1:17.9	It already feels like an eternity.
1:20.7	You know, people asked me late last week, how was your week?
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