Yes… We’re Dating - Dropouts #93

Dropouts

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week we talk about our first time in couples therapy! Also someone gets robbed at gunpoint, probably should have led with that? Also Jared gets kidnapped and is forced to participate in a cult. It’s been a weird week haha To listen to our podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/DropoutsYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/DropoutsPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/DropoutsPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Last night, Jared and I pretended we were a couple and went on couples therapy.
0:04.0	We found like a 24-7, like, couples, therapists, and we pretended like we had all of these problems.
0:10.0	Wait, what?
0:11.1	I started off the Zoom crying and I said, can I just get right into it?
0:14.0	He won't let me be atop.
0:15.5	Okay, I'm in the mood now. Let's run it.
0:19.4	What's up guys and welcome to episode 94 of Dropouts, 93?
0:24.1	I honestly don't know.
0:25.3	Wait, are we getting that close to 100?
0:28.0	And I, yeah, someone brought it up the other day.
0:30.8	They DM me. They're like, episode 100's coming up.
0:33.3	You excited? I was like, we have nothing planned for the visual.
0:37.0	Oh, yeah, if you guys have any 100 episode celebration ideas,
0:40.8	please let us know in the comments.
0:42.8	I can't believe it.
0:43.7	Also, if you think that I'm dressed like your local youth pastor,
0:47.2	Alalooia, am I right?
0:48.1	I already know. I feel like they'd wear episode 93.
0:51.2	They would wear this, play with acoustic guitar, and it was like,
0:54.4	can everybody close their eyes tonight?
0:56.5	You're my prince of peace, and I will do that.
0:59.3	All right, Jared.
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