From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

New Yorkers can get vaccinated under the Natural History Museum's Big Blue Whale, much

better than their original plan getting vaccinated by one of the cavemen.

Here's New York's Build a Blasio, making the announcement yesterday.

We have an exciting new site to announce today and I've been trying to work with different

ways to phrase this, different ideas thrown around.

I would say it's a whale of an announcement or perhaps we are whale coming this new site.

Kill me.

How about this one, Governor?

You're going to like this one with the whale and all.

Every time I think of my grandmother dying, I blubber.

You know, I got another one.

I got another one.

My uncle who had years of life left in him died from the COVID and it wasn't a fluke.

How do you like that one, Governor?

So the Blasio there with a couple of failed whale puns and here I got one more.

Shut up.

Blowhole.

I'm cold bear coming through with a good one.

I got a bunch of different things I want to talk about here and all of them could you

talk about all day long if you wanted to.

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