So I'm going to name a Parks and Rec character.

You tell me why they were on the Capitol steps on January 6th.

Leslie Noep.

Leslie was there because she thought that it was a group of people just in line to get autographs.

From Biden.

April Ludgate.

I mean, April is apolitical.

She was just there because she also owns several hats with horns on them for sure.

Hey, everyone. So here's a joke about Amy Poler, told from the perspective of George

Gallup, father of the Gallup poll. Okay, so picture George Gallup. Polar, I hardly know her,

but I will once my poll captures her preferences and demographics.

Again, that's George Gallup.

Today's book is Yes Please by Amy Polar.

And this is the book pile.

I enjoy telling puns because I can hear your optical nerve straining as your eyes shoot straight up.

I can hear it dislodging from your skull.

I just, it just seems like the most lazy way to write, like the easiest way to write a joke.

And I can prove that because popsicle stick companies don't hire comedy writers.

Like, they don't need to.

That's true.

I used to not use puns, but Umi loves puns.

And so I started using them because they make her laugh.

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