Strayed Up With Stasi

Hi everyone, I'm Stasi Schroeder

She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules

I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, Celeb Gossip, Relationships

Stasi's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it

I want to give my opinion on everything

And she's never want to hold back on any topic

Because that's what I do best, judge

This is Strayed Up With Stasi

Dracarist bitches, welcome to Strayed Up With Stasi

I'm here with my best friend from home in New Orleans

Well, she's not in New Orleans, but like, you know, like my oldest childhood best friend, Alex Stafford

Now, project, yo

Now, this is going to be a podcast app that is dedicated towards like tidying up your life

And I hate that it's called tidying up because of that freaking skank Marie condo that's taking away all of Alex Stafford's thunder

She's not a skank, she's actually adorable and I love her, but like, she's kind of like you, Alex

Marie? Yeah, she kind of is

You guys are a bird animal? Yeah, you're both tiny and pretty and sweet and organized shit

And you know, it's just like, yes, she is your spirit animal

So that's what this podcast episode is going to be about because it's you know, the new year, it's January, it's 2019

We need to, you know, clear out old shit

It's the perfect month to clear out old shit and not feel overwhelmed

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