New day, new, you wake your ass, only straw straws in the mud, they do fuckin' gratitude.

Be mine, listen to May I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

You know what? Everything in life can use this little extra salt.

And when I say a little extra salt, that means you be the salt.

You be the salt. You ever heard someone say you do salt in the game?

There's good game and there's bad game. Good salt and bad salt.

You got no win and where to sprinkle you on somebody or a situation.

You ever heard the term somebody do salt in the coolade?

Oh shit, you do salt in the coolade or salt in the punch.

You fucked that party up. Nobody wants that shit.

Everybody's drinking that stupid ass coolade or punch with the fuck salt in that shit.

Or you can think about who the fuck did this.

You know what that makes that? That makes that hate rate.

Oh shit, see what I just did?

I just turned around and threw salt in the coolade and I made that salt heterade.

Cause that's what salt does. You threw salt in the game.

You just made heterade.

You know what I like?

I just knew stuff called everything bagel seasoning.

Ooh, wait.

You ever heard that mouse?

Shit man.

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