We're live doing the off topic podcast, you know, it's number whatever the hell it is.

I'm your host Michael, joining me this, we've got Lindsay, we've got Bernie's back, we've

got Jack Alfredo and Gavin. Oh, that's a good former. You should be ashamed of that. Outrageous is what it is.

That's a gather. This episode is sponsored by Movement Watches, me undies and audible.

Listen to your watch and your underwear. So I'm here for one specific reason. Yeah, your weight and

broadcast of the lunch. Yeah, but I wanted to tell you something me and then I would normally save it for our podcast. No

fantastic, but I don't know if it's the timeliness of this. I don't think it's going to work. Oh, man.

I'm odd Garrett is here. Mud Garrett's an Australian host. She has g'd bum and other stuff. She was on source fed. So I was walking around and I saw

Maddie or intern who we've had on before. Also Australian and and let's me out. She's kind of a deviant, right? Right? Because she told me about how she lied to

her job here and I'm like, why the fuck would you tell me that? Yeah, I mean, you can't do anything now. She lied her

application said she had a car and I offered her ride one day. She said, oh, no, I'm fine because it was in front of Will and Jessica. She

said, no, I'm great. I don't need to ride. And then when I was in the parking lot, she comes running out and she goes, I need to ride. I go, oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. She goes, oh, no. I lied on my

application and said I had a car because that was required for the position. Why would you tell me that? She told me to go to the

restaurant and she told us to go and press stuff up my shoes and she'll just uber from place to place like loading up people's

cause with like strangers cause all these supplies for shoes. Yeah, I just drove all this stuff. That hustling.

We're here. So we're walking across the parking lot and I'm with Maude and I see Maddie coming. I think, oh, here's another Australian.

They'd like to meet each other because of course, why not? She's not Australian. Who isn't? That was a big reveal. I'm just a story so

crazy. So they're sitting there talking and they're getting along great and I can't help but notice.

Maddie's got like a cut on her eye and a split lip. And so they're chatting and there's no gap in the conversation

because I said, I said, hold on, hold on a second. I go, Maddie, why what's what, tell me about the face? What's happened?

And she goes, oh, I got in a fight. So you got in a fight, you like a fist fight? And she said, yeah. And then she goes on to explain that her

sorority once a year gets together and they all just beat the shit out of her.

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