Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Happy New Year, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega. Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our mega church a tiny family feel. We love introducing

you to members of our church staff, people from our community, and I always find it to be a treat

and a treasure. And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor

for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray Haz.

20-24, and you know who it's for, Howie? How are you?

Again, I gotta say, too blessed to be stressed, too anointed to be disappointed, too grateful to be

hateful, and way too gay not to pray.

Wait, hold on.

Can you cut that part?

Well, it just means happy.

See?

And I'm going to have more joy in 2024.

I tell you that.

So am I, Halley.

2023 was just such a bummer at times.

And I'm just hoping 2024 is going to be

100% positive. You know what? Even when you're a child of the utmost high God, you can still

have, you know, a bad day, a bad mood. It happens. I mean, we don't want to live like that,

but, you know, I think in 2024 there's going to be more love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, generous, faithfulness, and self-control.

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