I think he probably does shit himself.

Oh, he probably loaded his diaper up when he fell off that bike.

This is so odd.

Probably look like a frosty cup that just spilled over right to his underpants.

Oh, by falling and shit myself. spilled over right to his underpants.

So if I fallen and shit myself.

Damn it, Trump, this is your fault.

Give me some ice cream and some kids to sniff.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the All-American Savage Show Podcast with your host John Burke and his far more attractive co-host me. Now let's get into it. That's what your mom said. Heh. I'm going to So, Oh my God, good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the All-American

Savage show podcast with your host John Burke and my beautiful heterosexual

bearded life partner Josh who returns back to the studio.

It's Monday. Thank you for being here. This beautiful Texas afternoon.

Oh my God.

Gorgeous.

Dude, I'm so happy falls here.

I love fall so much.

If fall was a human being I'd probably be sucking his dick right now.

I love fall that much.

I don't like Texas Heat.

I don't.

I just don't like it. I just don't like it. I just don't like it. Oh my God. Well I hope you had a great weekend. A lot of stuff in the news to go over. So today's going to be a funny show. Today, we're going to make today a little bit lighter because there's just

a lot of dumb shit to go over today that it's just kind of like no that that figures I

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