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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Yashar Kafi Makes a List

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Yashar Kafi talks Fat shaming, Pubic hair, Hipsters, Brainwashing, prostitution, porn, cross fit and so much more.  

Transcript

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0:00.0

So I've been doing comedy a really long time. And one of the things I love more than anything else is when I see a new comic that I haven't seen before, and they're so fucking funny. It blows my mind. And I'm such a fan of comedy that I'm a fan of just about anybody who gets on stage. You don't hear that from a lot of comedians.

0:21.5

You know, like people can get really jaded in this business,

0:23.8

but I really, really love stand-up.

0:26.6

And it blows my mind how many incredibly talented people there are,

0:31.4

especially in Los Angeles,

0:33.2

and you never hear their names.

0:35.5

You just, you know, there's this elite pool of real famous and successful comedians.

0:39.4

And then there's like a bazillion people who are so talented.

0:42.5

And you wonder what the difference is, what makes one person get that fame and the other

0:48.4

person who doesn't.

0:49.7

And I'm thrilled when I find somebody.

0:53.1

I'm just like, oh, my God, this guy is so funny. And then it's also incredibly depressing because I'm like, oh, my God, he's so funny. Why don't more people know about him? And then I start thinking about myself. And then I get really depressed. And I would, like, fuck this. And with that being said, I want to introduce this comic who I just, I love him so much. We do shows together all the time and he always cracks me up so edgy and so good.

1:18.5

And nobody really knows who you are.

1:21.1

Maybe because it's so hard to say your name.

1:23.9

Yes, you're a cafe.

1:24.8

Did I do it right?

1:25.6

Yes, no, that's correct.

1:26.6

Okay.

1:26.8

It could just be that. Maybe that should change my name, yeah. You're so funny. Like, you crack me up, and I'm so glad that we've finally gotten together, and I can introduce you to at least my, like, people who enjoy edgy, funny, ridiculous shit. It's my honor to do this podcast.

1:45.7

Thanks so much.

1:46.5

Thank you.

1:47.2

You're welcome.

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