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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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An all-time-great neighbor dispute involving baby trees, a glowing metal detector, and an uncle on crutches... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Little town, it's a quiet village.
0:03.8	It's my parents.
0:05.3	And I'm 27.
0:09.8	Welcome back to petty crimes, the only, and I mean only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates crimes that are insignificant, not illegal, and very entertaining.
0:25.6	I'm Griff.
0:27.1	I'm Kira. What's up, everybody?
0:29.5	Hello, everyone. Kira, are you in a cave?
0:34.7	I am. Yes. In an effort to have the best audio recording possible from my home studio,
0:45.5	which is my one bedroom apartment above an exceedingly busy street in Hell's Kitchen,
0:50.9	I have put myself under a table covered in blankets with blankets on the floor,
0:55.8	which led Griff to comment, how's that writer's strike going? And for me to say, I am not well.
1:03.3	Well, you sound amazing. And you know what? In this moment, that's all I choose to care about.
1:10.1	From my end, because we obviously, we video record, so we're not just talking into
1:14.1	the abyss. The coloring of your window looks like paranormal activity.
1:20.0	Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. So I just wanted to check in and make sure there weren't like any demons.
1:25.7	I imagine I'm like being held in a hostage situation and I'm like, oh yeah, no, I just wanted
1:30.8	to get you great audio quality.
1:32.4	And everyone's like, Griff, you were the one who should have seen.
1:34.8	You were zooming with her.
1:36.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:38.0	I'm sorry, everyone.
1:39.3	We lost a true talent today.
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