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🗓️ 22 May 2024
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you want broken dreams, New York's the place. |
0:02.8 | If you want a chance to be fondled |
0:05.2 | by somebody in a bathrobe, but you do become somebody, |
0:08.9 | LA's for you. |
0:10.3 | BAP, baa. Okay, just like. |
0:15.0 | Hi, hey, Boo, how you doing? I haven't seen you a long time. |
0:19.0 | It's been a minute. Yeah. I miss you. |
0:20.0 | Yeah, there's another person living here. |
0:22.0 | And this, congratulations, Yeah, a little baby. Welcome to Hollywood. What did you think when uh you heard I was having a kid? I I was thinking what you said before we started the podcast which is you're going to get him out of |
0:33.2 | dodge until he's past puberty so he's safe. He looked at you and was like what is this? I was like that is a man. |
0:39.1 | That's what men look like. I love watching kids like now that I have kids like yeah, it's almost like their whole life at the beginning is like what the fuck what the fuck. |
0:47.0 | Oh my God, what the fuck is that? |
0:49.0 | What the fuck is that? |
0:50.0 | Everything blows their minds. |
0:52.0 | Everything blows their minds. Yeah. They're on the edge of their seat at every moment. |
0:55.0 | Yeah, it's so exciting. |
0:57.1 | And then we're there to tell them, it gets old, even if you climb the mountain, and |
1:01.6 | then you're like, what do I do now? |
1:03.8 | And we're on a ball, it's floating in nothing. |
1:06.8 | Our whole job is... |
1:07.8 | Do you believe it's a ball? |
1:09.1 | A sphere. |
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