Yanni’s Vaca to Somalia Therapy

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Yanni back forever with the original format and is cooking. Yanni gives us an inside look at the high class lawyer bringing down Lizzo, how. Trip to Somalia can really help people and more. See Yanni do stand up All tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com Paramount theater, Long Island Aug 17 Dallas Aug 24-26 Springfield l, MO sept 7-9 Calgary Sept 22–23 FORt Wayne, Indiana Sept 29-30 Red Bank, NJ Oct 14 San Fran Oct 27-28 New York City Nov 4 Providence Nov 10-11 Phoenix Nov 16-18 Spokane Dec 1-2 Tulsa Dec 8-9 Louisville Dec 15-16 Toronto March 23 Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw New episodes every Sunday and new bonus episodes every Wednesday at https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody coming up Long Island Huntington Long Island the Paramount Theater August 17th
0:07.4	There's only literally a handful of tickets left. They may be gone by now when this episode comes up
0:12.8	But go get them. I'll see you there at Huntington Long Island August 17th of the Paramount Theater Dallas, Texas from my birthday
0:19.3	August 24th 26 tickets Yannis Papas Comedy dot com springfield Missouri September 7th and 9th Calgary, Alberta September 22nd 23rd
0:28.2	Fort Wayne Indiana September 29th 30th Red Bank New Jersey the Vogel October 14th
0:33.3	Cubs in San Francisco October 27th 28th Sonny Hall, New York November 4th Providence, Rhode Island, November 10th 11 Phoenix, Arizona November 16th and 17th
0:42.5	Spokane, Washington, December 1st and 2nd Tulsa, December 8th and 9th Louisville, December 15th and 16th in the Royal Theatre
0:49.6	March 23rd more dates coming patreon.com slash Yannis Papas Hour for our weekly our delicious weekly bonus episode
0:57.5	Now enjoy one of the wildest episodes. We've ever done
1:06.2	Hey everybody welcome to another episode of the Yannis Papas Hour most importantly
1:10.6	I will be describing my new
1:13.8	Prescription
1:15.1	Solution for the United States. It is called
1:18.9	The trip to Somalia therapy. I will tell you all about it coming up. We got a lot to cover
1:25.0	Biden and Trump are in a dead heat race. The two fastest swimmers. The two fastest runners.
1:31.4	The two smartest guys. The two most capable candidates. Everyone loves these two guys. There are
1:37.8	best in our brightest Biden and Trump. It seems like they're in a dead heat done by a poll
1:44.1	by the media who wants that to be very interesting. It's interesting. If I was the media I would
1:51.4	report dead heat too. Did I call it a heat or a heat or a heat? Dead heat and heat, but not dead heat.
2:00.7	Lizzo's a monster. Lizzo's a monster. Only the devil plays the flute. She's meffastophiles.
2:08.3	Get smarter. Africa. Another coup happened in Africa. Another cuckoo.
2:14.3	That's just kind of what they do there. You know what I'm saying? It's kind of like taking
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